He owns a guitar, that gives all other guitars a bad name
He can make music, that sounds as if you're not even listening to music
His first album, went double wood
When you listen to his music, you can really feel like you need to brush your teeth
His dance moves, are glorious!
He is the most unsuccesful musician in the world
"I don't always make music, but when I do, I prefer to mute"